Sand And Suits Lover T-Shirts

"I shelled out five grand for this suit, so I'm wearing it whenever I want."

Bite out of fishing pier.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Parade of Businessmen

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Pirate

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

The Imperfect Storm

Sandy Floss

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Eel-mail

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

A grave with an anchor and periscope