Sanction Strategist Pillows

"Don't worry - any sign of Putin and we hit them with more sanctions."

Helms Burton Titulo III

Stop Botox Sanctions!

The Boomerang Sanctions

Russian Gas Supplies to Europe

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

The Atomium Bombs

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

Sports Lawyers

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

DING DONG!

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Who to Sue Today.

It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

Oil Price

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

The Muscle in Brussels