Sanction Specialist Prints

The Centrifuge

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Say cheese!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

The Boomerang Sanctions

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Official Support Groups

Oil Price

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

The dream works when the team works!

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

COVID-19 safty tips

Face Masks and Covid

Oil dependency

Helms Burton Titulo III

Caution: Wet Floor

Tesco Litigation Dept - 'They're suing me for going to Sainsburys.'

Stop Botox Sanctions!

I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping. Is your whipped hand-sanitizer organic? Totally. There's not a thing in it that can possibly hurt you. Can you BOIL the cookie just to be sure? That'll be extra.

Optometrist. How do they look? Great! How do they see?

"Don't worry - any sign of Putin and we hit them with more sanctions."

'No-one calls me a litigious bastard and gets away with it!'