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Sandy Eggo.

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Wifi in Hell

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The americanisation of vulture.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Pearly King and Queen

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Valet park only"

"The bagels are better in New York."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Sandy Floss

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Queen.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Media Darling.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment