Same-sex Couple Prints

'Do you think this 'Having Two Dads' thing will ever catch on?'

The Gayhorns

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Cry babies.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Sauvignon Bonk

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cat Towels

Try to guess the continent dining...

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Difference of Opinion

Mixed Doubles.