Saloop Sipper Mugs

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Running Latte

A very fine vintage

Liquidity Lunch

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"Sipsies?"

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Men's Parallel Bars

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Gin-etic Engineering

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

Wine and Books Bar.

'Hold on! Now I remember, you swirl the wine first.'

"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."