Salon Satirists Prints

Public telephones/Hairdressers.

What price beauty?

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

Phone Mittens

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Toilet roll beauty tips.

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Are these sessions as soul-deadening for you as they are for me, doctor? Let's not have a contest, Al. Or, if we do, no wagering.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"This time lick my entire body."

Home for the Holidays

Stay at home

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Ugly sisters

Washing Massive Cup.

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

The latest fall fashion trends

Holy cow. Holycow. Holycow. What? You won't believe the American hero coming to the cafe. Lady Gaga? Kanye? Elon Musk? A venture capitalist. Do I look greedy enough in this shirt? I weep.

'Let me know when you find it difficult to speak.'

"Oh God, beards are so passe."

The Three Stylish Klansmen