Salmon Admirer Mugs

Farm-raised salmon visit the big city.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"She's just being Koi."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Civilized Salmon

'Do you mind!!?'

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

Snail Man

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Danth battle?

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Snail Mail

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

Snail crossing

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'