Salmon Admirer Mugs

Farm-raised salmon visit the big city.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"She's just being Koi."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Civilized Salmon

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Danth battle?

Snail Man

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Snail Mail

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Snail crossing

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'