Sales Tactics Mugs

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

'Purchasing this device will help us to raise the capital to develop a really useful device.'

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Blast it's raining!'

'That loud thud you'll hear when you leave the lot is just your new car dropping its value.'

'Geoff will go to any lengths to track down exactly what the customer needs.'

"Do we want to buy a trampoline, Norman?"

Roy's no soliciting signs being sold by door to door salesman.

'Okay, okay!... I'll buy a few pegs!'

Loud mouthed car sales man selling a car advertised 'with windbag'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'This call may be monitored in order to determine your breaking point.'

"OK, I think it's time for you to close the deal."

Sales Secrets of the Clerk who Talked you into Buying this Book

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Sales Exit.

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"Trust me—sex sells."

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"Let's make stuff and sell it to people."

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."