Sales Pitch Fanatic Prints

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"I got it in the sales."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

'You want to run that by me again?'

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"He's a genius at product placement."

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"We thought we'd put in the details later."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

"The house? I can't tell you, I'm not allowed in it, but the garden is great! You'll enjoy it if your masters end up buying the house..."

With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"It's an epic novel about a guy who's trying to sell his car."

"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."

'Now look at this. This is interesting!'

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

'The ice to Eskimos is very impressive.'

'The beauty of this model is that it can easily be reassembled.'

Eric was beginning to regret asking his new networking contact what he did for a living. . .