Sales Maestro Prints

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

The Salesman

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

U.S. Credit Rating

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.