Sales Maestro Prints

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

The Salesman

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'