Sales Hunter Pillows

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'I'll need a lot more money if you expect me to maintain a level of consumer confidence.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Online Shopping.

Customer Convention

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Unusual Offers

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"I got it in the sales."

Giant Sale!

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'