Sales Chart Enthusiast Mugs

Ace trampoline Co

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

The Salesman

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Business is off the chart.

Soaring Profits

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Gloat

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

A guide to seasons in the North East

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

Out.

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Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'