Sale Spotter Prints

Closing Down Again Sale

Tiny Visions

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Do not pass.

'Look! There's Santa!'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"I'm off to the sales!"

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

One Way/Two Ways.

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Danger: Falling Woks.

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but as a Wall Street executive you should know when something's a bad deal.'

Car Restrictions