Sale Spotter Prints

Closing Down Again Sale

Tiny Visions

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Sunset Attraction

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Look! There's Santa!'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Road signs of Aging

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"I'm off to the sales!"

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

One Way/Two Ways.

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

Fruit Bowl

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

'I see live people.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but as a Wall Street executive you should know when something's a bad deal.'

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Danger: Falling Woks.