Sale Season Chaser Gifts

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

In basket-case.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Let's Celebrate

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Gloat

Deadlines

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

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Counting my Bonus...

Unusual Offers

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

Corporate Success

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"