Sale Season Chaser Gifts

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

In basket-case.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Gloat

Deadlines

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Unusual Offers

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Counting my Bonus...

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"