Salary Warrior Mugs

"Do I get a pay raise or not?"

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

"It may look like I'm a pushover but I'm not. It's all part of the healthy negotiation experience. Hicks won't be getting that raise today."

Low-Energy Drinks

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

Busy day at the office.

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'A word in my office Jones.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Labor Day '19

Minimum wage.

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'I want to discuss my salary!'