Saints Vs Lions Rivalry T-Shirts

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Tiny Visions

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Thug life on safari.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

Lion Dreams

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Lion v Kiwi.

Reality Bites

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'Sorry, I've been head-hunted by another pride.'

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

Gay Pride

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."