Sage Adviser Mugs

"Im so sorry, he's at a symposium in New Jersey."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

"I make money, therefore I am."

SWOTs

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

"I recommend our 'wild' expectations be downgraded to 'great.'"

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"Well the GOOD news is that if we carry on like this there's a SMALL chance we'll be making a profit in less than 4587 years!"