Safety Training Days Mugs

'Anyone that needs further proof can see Carl after the meeting.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Sand danger

No Smoking.

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

Days without an incident.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Safety last.

"The Sales Department suggests we teach Customer Service personnel how to assist customers without telling them where to go."

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

I hope I've shown you some ways to curb emissions and I look forward to seeing you again at next year' s conference

Work Accidents

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Teamwork

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

'Can I call you back?'

Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.

'I did it at the skill centre'

'The stove must have been on for about four days. The neighbors said that's about how often you came home.'

"Mom says it's safer."

"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."

Give up.

Little Moray's bath toys.

'Uh,uh,uh, you weren't lifting with your legs were you?!'

'Today's safety topic is HELICOPTER SAFETY!'

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.