Safety Superstar Prints

'This is Jim's second speech on motorcycle safety. If you haven't already guessed, I missed his first speech.'

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Baby on board.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'