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TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Time Out For Teddy

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Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Waiting Room For Godot.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

Lighthouse

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

A writer goes sailing.

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

Code Red!

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

War inthe time of Corona

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

Monks form copier service.

Acme Clocks.

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

"Tag - you have measles!"