Safety Regulations Guru Pillows

'But in all fairness, Ms Frimley, the guillotine isn't intended as an interactive display.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

Beware of Everything

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Nice park. . .

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

Safest Airline in The World

"These safety goggles are sucking the fun out of the sandbox."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

The Future of Flight?

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

'It's an old work injury.'

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."