Safety Regulation Mugs

Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

The two faces of capitalism.

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'You forgot the product label.'

Stethoscope line.

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

VW scandal