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"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

I threw my back out picking up the guidelines

Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

European Union versus Big Tech

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

'Shouldn't take long for your new fitting, Sir.'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'I love being a building inspector.'

'But in all fairness, Ms Frimley, the guillotine isn't intended as an interactive display.'

'Apparently it's not suitable for the elderly or children...'

Hell's first aid box...

Henry ignored his antihistamine's warning to avoid operating dangerous machinery while using it and loses his right foot to the vacuum cleaner.

'In case of fire, please note the location of the nearest exit, which, of course, leads to a raging inferno outside. I do hope you enjoy the movie.'

EU versus Android

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

"We'll have to come back for that last one tomorrow buddy...it's an occupational health and safety issue!!"

'Fetch help quickly...the Health and Safety book's fallen on him.'

'...but the third little pig heeded government advice and built his house from blast proof concrete.'

'George, why don't you break down and buy a electric fence tester.'

"I've discovered this is the best type of body type to survive a car crash."