Safety Rebels Prints

Indian child on a swing set with nails.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

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The New Square Mile Regulator.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

Net Neutrality

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

GDPR compliant

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Driverless Car

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"