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Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

First Aid Box

Simian CPR Class. Those of you who pound your chest regularly will find this easier than others.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Baby on board.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

On the brink.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."