Safety Officer With A Sense Of Humor Prints

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

Safety Barriers

Beware of Everything

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

Athlete

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Toad roadkill.

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'

'These fairground rides are getting more exciting every year.'

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

Dual Airbags

Caution Falling Rocks

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

'I took a short cut.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

Hell's first aid box...

Computer cables as fire ladder.

'Dad, the kid who lives here has broken your hammer with his head.'

"The finale should be good"

'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'