Safety Humor Lovers Mugs

Luckily, no one was hurt, thanks to the doggy bags.

Safety Barriers

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Athlete

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Job Safety - Lunch.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Spawn of Satan on board.

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

Caution Falling Rocks

'You've over simplified the accident book.'

Dual Airbags

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

The life of a crash-test dummy

Falling Rock Zone

Crash-test angel

Computer cables as fire ladder.

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

'I think the 'Super soft safety knife' may be a H&S step too far!'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

'I took a short cut.'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

'The hook was too dangerous.'

"The finale should be good"

'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'

Penguin in a life jacket.

'Emergency actually refers to a core meltdown, not a stuck bag of chips.'