Safety Features Prints

How airbags should work.

"It comes fully equipped with all the latest safety features ? aside from the optional life-car."

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.

"This vehicle also has a rear blind spot elimination assistant fitted as standard."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Office Furniture.

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Baby on board.

On the brink.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Beware of Falling Notice.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'