Safe Traveler Enthusiast Mugs

Texting kills

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Tourists in Egypt

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

The World's Easiest Airport

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

On the brink.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."