Safe Seafood Supporter Prints

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I don't do windows."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'Why on Earth would you ask if this turkey is genetically modified?'

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Customer complaints.

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

'Why do they let us see things like that?'

Beef burgers without horse meat: the only guy you can trust!

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

'This soup must be loaded with additives. The label says that 'frequent use of this product requires periodic liver function tests'.'