Saddle-sauté Specialist Mugs

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Tartar sauce.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

Antonio Carluccio.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'I love that new horse smell.'

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

Maybe you guys are working at Wall Street. But it's me who's consecrating the new sausage machine in the slaughter house tomorrow!

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

Folding Bike.

Mounting a Horse

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

"The red wine sauce... what vintage is that?"

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

A fine Philly!

'Thanks for asking me to share the recipe. However, I never reveal my sauces.'