Saddle-sauté Specialist Mugs

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Tartar sauce.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Antonio Carluccio.

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'I love that new horse smell.'

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

Maybe you guys are working at Wall Street. But it's me who's consecrating the new sausage machine in the slaughter house tomorrow!

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

Folding Bike.

Mounting a Horse

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

"The red wine sauce... what vintage is that?"

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

A fine Philly!