Sacrificial Snoozer Pillows

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Sheep Ledger

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

Computing in the Cloud

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

The sermon was so boring the Preacher put himself to sleep.

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"You're closer. You get it."

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'With the possible exception of my husband, we all enjoyed your sermon, Reverend.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.