Sacred Soundtracks T-Shirts

No caption (A monk wears a cross necklace that has attached earbuds).

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Movies vs. Films

Musical genres

Four Chanting Monks

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

The Corus.

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Felix Mendelssohn

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

Josquin Des Press

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

Georg Frideric Handel

'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'

"That's cute, but you'll never realize your phone's ringing in here if your ringtone's a belch."

"If I were a carpenter"

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.

"That's just sick."

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood.

'Really? - You wrote these with ME in mind?'

Ding Dong.

Labelled Church Bells.

"I thought you were going to throw on some electronic music."

"Do you want the volume set to barely audible dialogue or overwhelming loud music?"

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.

'Does the soundtrack to my life always have to be played on a wobble board?'