Sacramental Sippers Pillows

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

Fallen Angel.

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

Bach Doubles

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Beethoven's 10th

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

A snifter for Santa.

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

Book Prediction Club

"My low consumer confidence notwithstanding I'll have a double."

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"Is the vodka fresh?"

'At the doubles bar.'

Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

'He's invented a new cocktail, trouble is he can't get as far as the patent office.'

Temperance Society: Cheese & Wine Evening 7:00 til 7:15.