Sacrament Sippers Mugs

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Pasta

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

Fallen Angel.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

Bach Doubles

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

Beethoven's 10th

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

"Is the vodka fresh?"

"My low consumer confidence notwithstanding I'll have a double."

Book Prediction Club

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

A snifter for Santa.

'At the doubles bar.'

'He's invented a new cocktail, trouble is he can't get as far as the patent office.'

Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

Temperance Society: Cheese & Wine Evening 7:00 til 7:15.

'Oops! Sorry Vicar, your cup runneth over!'

Holy Spirit.