Rv Road Tripper Pillows

'Good thing we got here early and got a good spot!!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Camping.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Exit Next Left

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Inflating Boobs.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Route 666

"Valet park only"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'