Rustic Recipe Enthusiast Prints

'Well Cookie. . . it looks like some horse droppings, cattle droppings, some tumbleweeds, barbed wire and parts from an old wagon. . . What the heck do you call it??'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

Country life

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Endangered Entrees

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Early American Think Tank.

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

"This is sort of my little homage to the American farm woman."

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

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"How long have we been married?"

'Sure been busy! Good thing it's the slow time of year!'

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

General Store Modernises

Health care success #3

Healthy Eating.

Ghak Eisenthal invented the chicken fricassee.

Campaign for Real Spit'n'Sawdust

'Dun Gazumpin'

"Mmmmm, harissa dusted haricot vert. That sounds much more interesting than green beans with pepper powder."

"So close to the house! And with a half moon! Living the dream!"