Rustic Living Admirer Prints

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

House Hunters of the Old West

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Falstaff

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Thatched roof car.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Country life

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Grandparents with their grandchild

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Early American Think Tank.

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

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Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

My gran likes the crossword.

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."