Rustic Fixer-upper Prints

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Now it fits.'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

The Fuse

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

The Upholstery Consultant

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

Well paid job

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

'While we're on the subject, when are you going to do something about those potholes in our driveway at home?'