Rustic Charm Builder Mugs

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Country Bumpkin.

Falstaff

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"It's a mobile."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Opening the Barrel

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Saving for College.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Jack in the Box

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Witch Hardware

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

Olive Tree

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Smiley

Lovers in construction

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"When I grow up, I want to be a builder."

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'