Russian Relations Buff Mugs

"Pay up now or my good friend Boris will be back to have a little chat with you..."

"Nation-building never works."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"Away with the warmonger!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

EU Vaccine approval

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Moulting"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results

"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"