Rural Jest Prints

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Horse pitching shoe...

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"They’re real."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Milkin' Impossible

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Cockerel sings the blues...

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

An English Gold Field

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

Clandestine cows.

A Gated Community.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Rooster

Horse Clean-up