
I hate autumn!
Start their day with a smile! Our rural comedy-themed mugs are filled with humor that celebrates country life and small-town quirks—perfect for any coffee lover who loves a good laugh.
I hate autumn!
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
I fart more than that!
A Venus cow trap.
Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.
Who's gone medieval on our ass?
"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."
'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'
Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!
I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...
"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."
'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'
Cow has caught a frisby in his udders
....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!
COWS: Spare cow
"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."
"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"
What's your returns policy on faulty goods?
'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'
Early American Think tank
"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
Close, but no cigar!
Nice six-pack!
'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'
Clancy Strip: Out of Business
'Got any cud flavour?'
I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!
"Can you milk a cow?"
"I stink... therefore, I am."
Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)
Cow cleaning his teeth with string.
Thanks for the tip. Come again!
The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
I'm a Smart-Cow!
'It's got all the original features.'
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