Running For A Cause Mugs

Boston Marathon Victims

'My feet are killing me.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Banana Split...

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

e-shoes

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

10 K Tail-Chase

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

City Marathon.

"Eat my dust!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

31. 19. 55.7.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Running

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."