Running For A Cause Mugs

Boston Marathon Victims

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

e-shoes

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

City Marathon.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Eat my dust!"

Running

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."