Runner-up Fashionista Mugs

"I don't know why my dad insists on dressing like a tourist when he gets on Google Earth."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Bad hair day!

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

The height of fashion in 1796

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

The Ascent of Woman

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

A day at the races

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."