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'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

'I'd vote for her if it weren't for the rumor she's a manizer.'

'The word going around, Gustave, is that sometimes you guess.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"They've hired this new guy Trevor, a complete buffoon apparently!"

"That was a rumor day."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"Of course I'm aware of all the office gossip. I started it."

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

'Ed, can you remember what that rumor was you had started at that time?'

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

"Damned lies."

"Who'd like to go first?"

"The market reacted today on rumors that the rumors were only rumors..."

'Is the information fresh?'

"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."

"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."

'I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk.'

"I prefer to think of myself as an opinion former."

1820: Rumours spread about the Grand Old Duke of York.

Let's meet for a drink after work. I've got office gossip you can't appreciate without a buzz.'

A woman waits in a "Gossip" stand

'Rumour has it that his friend is hung like a horse.'

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'