Rules Wrangler Mugs

'Can I see your license,please?'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

One way only.

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

How Many It Takes

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'Did you want me, boss?'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

Fisherman get a good catch.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

No petting in the pool!

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."