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"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"I am not asking for directions."

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"You are here"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Set sail

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

Celestial Navigation