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'See, right here, rule number 6...'you can't take it with you!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Offside? By a fingertip? It's football not handball!"

Legal? Big-shoed clown prepares to kick field goal.

No hitting below the belt!

Maze of legalities.

'You'll like it here...it's one of the rules.'

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

James Naismith

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

Attorneys at law.

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

"Er...Can you remind me of the offside laws officer?"

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'